March 2012
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goldalines:
this song about drugs isnt it
I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DO A LINE WITH YOU
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Skyping with Jessica and Kristen
Me: If Aaron Sorkin and Mark Gatiss wrote something together I would die.
Jessica: They should write porn!
Me: I'm sure whatever they write would be porn, but not an actual porn.
Jessica: But still, PORN!
Me: I don't think that would work. There would be too much homoerotic subtext from Gatiss and walking and talking from Sorkin, that doesn't make for a good porn.
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I may or may not have had a mini-freak out because I thought One Direction was going to be in Houston.
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Dear Mr. Cumberland,
importanceofbeingeisenberg:
If convenient, come on Skype.
If inconvenient, come anyway.
- JF
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jdsalingers asked: Dylan (n) - see Eisenboner
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sherlock-holmie asked: Dylan (V) : Sex with a promise of cuddles afterward and breakfast in the morning. Also, some bruises.
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emilypotterbottom asked: Dylan is both the reincarnation of Winston Churchill and a cat.
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salanderins asked: dylan (n): excellence in an eisenboner
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thehumanecho:
somewhere currently
niall horan is sobbing and screaming and lying on the floor, fanning his face every so often and checking his phone to make sure he’s not dreaming
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What if I’m making a 1D fic rec list?
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the5thof4 asked: WHY DO THEY GET TO DO ALL THIS CUTE SHIT LIKE KISSING EACH OTHER'S HANDS AND SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING I FUCKING HATE THE WORLD.
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He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183
(via albinwonderland)
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Anonymous asked: top six events in american history ;)
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